Your face, sir, is ridiculous.
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
Fucking helllllllll…….but thank you, smittentomkitten - I needed this. Loki is territory I am *well* versed in. This boy I can handle. ((With pleasure))amatasera holy hell.
Loki Libido Test: Try moaning “Loki” at each of these gifs individually.
- You moaned “Loki” more than nine times: You’re on the right track, my friend. Continue reading.
- You’re quietly pinning your eyes on individual gifs in a random order – Admit it, you’re in public, and can’t have people noticing your arousal. Gotta play it cool. H
owever, conoisseurs will know (and random perverts) you clenched your va jay jay walls and bit your tongue.
- Your knees feel a bit weak: Has this happened before? If yes – continue reading. If no – aww, are you new to the fandom? Welcome then, little dove, and have a pleasurable stay.
- Your nether regions feel a little funny – Has this happened before? If yes – continue reading. If no – by all means, continue moaning, dim the lights, and when you’re finished, wipe your hands and reblog this.
- You moaned “Loki” even before you read this: Admit it, you’ve been suppressing a Loki fantasy. Oh, release it. Let your imagination run wild. Allow yourself to join us in the explicit porn that is the hair-eyes-cheekbones-jaw-voice-veins-fingers-limbs octonity of Loki.
- You’re in a puddle from a previous few gifsets: Well, hello there, you-graduate-of-Loki-sex-with-double-honors-you. Long time no see. Now go grab that life-sized Loki pillow you got on discount from Amazon (only 17,99$), and squeeze it like you own dat ass.
- You already did the dirty deed, read number 6, and chuckled knowingly: Wink at the screen.
What, you don’t want to wink because it’s stupid, but you were licking the screen seconds ago? Tsk tsk.
- You’re horny as much as the next man: Congratulations! You passed the test with flying colors.
- Mmm, that opened word.doc sure does lacks smut. Ooh, let us add more:
Oh, wait, shit, this is me
- Nothing happened: Are you wondering why are you reading this? If yes – try again. Go watch a couple of clips of Loki while interepreting everything he does in a sexual fashion. Maybe imagine a lewd little scenario with you and Loki. A lot of people, almost unwillingly, found their gateways through a kneeling perspective. Still nothing? Ah, well. Not your bag of kink. Carry on. If no – really, why are you reading this?
Go g oogle ‘hypoactive sexual desire disorder’.
Loki’s remarkable smile
Such godly hair
Lady Loki by Elias Chatzoudis
Journey Into Mystery vol. 1 #632-636 + #639-641 covers by Stephanie Hans
Tom Hardy in the studio for The Drop. #tiff14 (at TIFF Bell Lightbox)